I don't think brook has ever known best
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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