full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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