weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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