dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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