WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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