so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
