The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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