Nicole vs. Life
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i used baking grease as lip gloss
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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