Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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