Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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