My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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