you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
