HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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