All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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