OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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