he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he laminated a picture of his dick.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
did you just send me my own nude
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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