like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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