new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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