9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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