if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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