But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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