the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
The adults are the big ones right?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
