bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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