i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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