When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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