Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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