Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I smell stomach acid.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
