You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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