god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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