Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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