She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
