how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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