There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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