I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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