"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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