i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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