school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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