fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Non-Jews are for practice
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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