Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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