So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
