I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
someone owes me an orgasm
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Vodka?
Forever.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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