"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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