Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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