You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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