i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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