your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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