Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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