Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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