A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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