Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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