what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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