drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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