nut hugger
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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