I wish i was in the wii world.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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