so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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