no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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