oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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