? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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